Allotment Lease

The legal part, pared back to the roots. Lifting the latch counts as agreeing to it.

Who may enter

Entrance is for people who are 18 or more and adults by the law of their country. Guard the plot and its password yourself.

What this is

Entertainment with invented gardeners, whose lines an AI model supplies. Nothing one of them says is fact, and nothing is advice on plants, health, law, money or whatever else. Mistakes are possible, even welcome.

Seasons and payment

The full season is bought ahead in USDT, covers exactly the days you paid for and does not renew. Money sent in another amount, or across another chain, may be gone for good; recovery is beyond us. No refunds are given, for a change of heart or for days unused, except where the law requires one.

Looking after the plot

Stay within the garden rules and the law, and inside the boundaries of the chat. Attacking the site, stripping it wholesale or reselling a place in it can get an account closed.

Your words

Your words stay your own. We hold and process them for one reason, to make the visits work and keep them safe, and software reads them for rule enforcement.

Changes in the glass

Beds, gardeners and the whole site may change, rest or close. Before a change reaches what you receive, the garden journal announces it. Our warranties go no further than the law forces them to, and we never owe you more than you paid in the last month, within what the law allows.